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September 4th, 2010
This is the first time I told somebody the L word after having sex with their best friend
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Posted on
September 3rd, 2010
On the way to the pharmacy to get rid of these f%cking crabs.
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September 3rd, 2010
She blames me for everything including her period
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Posted on
September 1st, 2010
Is it against the law to beat the crap out of a dead asshole?
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September 1st, 2010
So many beers to drink and so little time
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Posted on
August 30th, 2010
I’ll call you when I’m done dropping this monster shit.
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August 30th, 2010
I’m still shell shocked from you eating pizza topped with raw eggs
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Posted on
August 27th, 2010
What is it with you picking up chicks that look like a sasquatch?
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Posted on
August 26th, 2010
If we’re going to church you need to stop at the liquor store so I can buy some nips.
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Posted on
August 25th, 2010
Call me old fashion but there is something wrong with having an orgy right after a funeral
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